Three things will inevitably happen when my partner goes out of town:
1. Something will break (such as our internet network) that I have no chance of fixing;
2. I will receive a package that I have absolutely no chance of picking up from the Post due to their ridiculous (9am to 4pm) business hours; and
3. I will get sick.
The booze trifecta (beer, wine and spirits all in one night) is far more interesting.
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